The Johnsonian

Issue date: 4/11/07 Section: Spin

It's early to provide any solid outcome, but who do you see winning the 2008 presidential election?

Skill endorses Larry Flynt for President in Chief. He's hustlin for all us freaks and I support his candidacy. Like the love I have for all the fine, fine Winthrop ladies, I love Larry's positions on issues important to me like free prophylactic distribution and universal health care.



You are on a deserted island and can have only one form of entertainment. What is it?

Why a beautiful, fine woman is all Skill ever needs as entertainment. It doesn't get any better than a romantic desert island and a sexy girl. Mmmmmm….. Skill doesn't ask much because that is all Skill needs.



You plan to approach a woman you are attracted to. What is your ice-breaking line?

Haha, you're throwing a slow softball to Skill with this question. Seduction is my chosen area of expertise and study. When I see a fine-looking lady, I say to myself, "Skill, you are a master of seducing beautiful ladies. Just go natural."

Skill usually doesn't take a step-by-step approach with women. Rather, Skill likes to keep it real by playing to the situation I might find myself in. For instance, if I see a beautiful, sexy-looking lady at my favorite sandwich shop Substation II, I would say, "Girl, do you want some extra Skill with that delicious sandwich?"

Or, if I find myself at the happening bar known as The Silver Dollar, I would wear my finest cologne and offer to buy my lady of choice any number of 50-cent High Life beers. You see, Skill adopts his seduction skills and approach to the environment he finds himself in.



How do you make your money?

Oh interviewer with your underhanded questions. Know this: Skill is diversifying and generating untold amounts of wealth and success. Through a combination of shrewd wealth management and pimpin, Skill is rich.



How would you describe your style?

Hustlin, pimpin, flowin with a dose of sex.



What're your three favorite books?

1. "Dangerous" by Fabio

2. "The Layguide: How to Seduce Women More Beautiful Than You Ever Dreamed Possible No Matter What You Look Like or How Much You Make" by Tony Clink

3. "The Principia" by Isaac Newton

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