Classic Pant-wetters at Winthrop
Issue date: 11/8/06 Section: Spin
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Piddles is not the first to be in the wrong place at the time when nature calls, and she is surely not going to be the last. Here are other accident prone students that gave way.
J.P. Stattman wet himself in 1994 after a women's soccer team bus stopped at his drive-thru window. "Those girls were way too exuberant about their quarter pounders!" he said.
Raymond Floyden dampened his Diesels in 1995 after drinking an entire extra large Coke through Braveheart. "Stupid Gibson drew out that movie just to spite me."
Jackson Headers sprinkled in his slacks during the 2001 NCAA Tournament first round. "Duke won. I lost the bet." Apparently Headers had been so certain of Winthrop winning, that he said he'd pee himself if they lost.
J.P. Stattman wet himself in 1994 after a women's soccer team bus stopped at his drive-thru window. "Those girls were way too exuberant about their quarter pounders!" he said.
Raymond Floyden dampened his Diesels in 1995 after drinking an entire extra large Coke through Braveheart. "Stupid Gibson drew out that movie just to spite me."
Jackson Headers sprinkled in his slacks during the 2001 NCAA Tournament first round. "Duke won. I lost the bet." Apparently Headers had been so certain of Winthrop winning, that he said he'd pee himself if they lost.
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