2008 Woodie Awards
Spin-o-Scope
Issue date: 10/4/06 Section: Spin
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ARIES March 21 - April 19
Fate is against you this week. Blowing off every test is probably a good idea since you won't pass them anyway.
TAURUS April 20 - May 20
You know that hottie in your science class? She's not interested, chief.
GEMINI May 21 - June 21
Chris Rock said it best. "You're gonna die twice."
CANCER June 22 - July 22
You should be on top of your game this week. At best you'll learn that you can fly, at worst you'll learn that internal bleeding isn't fun.
LEO July 23 - August 22
The rings of Saturn are in flux. Don't do anything dangerous, like breathing.
VIRGO August 23 - April 19
It's a clumsy week for you. Avoid sharp objects, especially the wit of your nagging girlfriend
LIBRA September 23 - October 23
Fortune is in your future. Cash in on that idea of selling the space on your body for tattoo advertisements.
SCORPIO October 24 - November 21
It's a good week to be bold. Making out with that chick with a cold sore sounds like a great idea.
SAGITTARIUS November 22 - December 21
It's a good week for soul seeking. We'll give you a hint, it's probably somewhere in a dark corner at Scandals.
CAPRICORN December 22 - January 19
The moon is in perfect alignment with the sun. You'll find a whole new world if you look at the eclipse long enough.
AQUARIUS January 20 - February 18
The stars are on your side. Chances are that girl that says she looks like Eva Longoria is telling the truth.
LIBRA February 19 - March 20
It's not a good week for you. Avoid doing anything stupid, like talking. The result will probably not be good.
Fate is against you this week. Blowing off every test is probably a good idea since you won't pass them anyway.
TAURUS April 20 - May 20
You know that hottie in your science class? She's not interested, chief.
GEMINI May 21 - June 21
Chris Rock said it best. "You're gonna die twice."
CANCER June 22 - July 22
You should be on top of your game this week. At best you'll learn that you can fly, at worst you'll learn that internal bleeding isn't fun.
LEO July 23 - August 22
The rings of Saturn are in flux. Don't do anything dangerous, like breathing.
VIRGO August 23 - April 19
It's a clumsy week for you. Avoid sharp objects, especially the wit of your nagging girlfriend
LIBRA September 23 - October 23
Fortune is in your future. Cash in on that idea of selling the space on your body for tattoo advertisements.
SCORPIO October 24 - November 21
It's a good week to be bold. Making out with that chick with a cold sore sounds like a great idea.
SAGITTARIUS November 22 - December 21
It's a good week for soul seeking. We'll give you a hint, it's probably somewhere in a dark corner at Scandals.
CAPRICORN December 22 - January 19
The moon is in perfect alignment with the sun. You'll find a whole new world if you look at the eclipse long enough.
AQUARIUS January 20 - February 18
The stars are on your side. Chances are that girl that says she looks like Eva Longoria is telling the truth.
LIBRA February 19 - March 20
It's not a good week for you. Avoid doing anything stupid, like talking. The result will probably not be good.
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