We appreciate The Johnsonian's recently expressed concern about Campus Police's handling of alleged student infractions of various laws. However, your analysis of statistics misses the mark in truly understanding the legal and educational mission we have when dealing with apparent violations of alcohol and drug statutes.
People who celebrate Valentine's Day are stupid. They give flowers and heart-shaped boxes of chocolate to symbolize their love for their valentine. So stupid.
On Tuesday, students were treated to a sex show and we didn't even have to cross Cherry Road to see the toothless strippers at Emerson's. Instead we got guest speaker Jay Friedman; close enough.
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